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Investment analyst reacts to finance TikToks - part 9

In an era of trade wars, crashing valuations, and recession fears, the most dangerous financial advice isn't coming from Wall Street analysts—it's coming from 60-second videos promising to turn your portfolio into a goldmine. Richard Coffin, a registered portfolio manager with CFA and CFP designations, steps into the chaotic arena of finance TikTok not as a critic, but as a student, testing whether the viral wisdom of the internet can survive the rigors of real-world economics. His latest review cuts through the noise of "high-income skills" and "tax loopholes" to expose a stark reality: the algorithms are selling certainty in a world defined by volatility.

The Illusion of Certainty

Coffin opens by highlighting the desperation of current investors, noting that in times of global breakdown, people are "pleading for someone to save their gains and guide them towards the light." He immediately identifies the platform filling this void: "I'm of course talking about Tik Tok." The first video he reviews promises that 2025 will create a wave of new millionaires if viewers simply learn a "highpaying skill" and buy into the market now. Coffin's reaction is swift and skeptical. He notes, "That's about all I got from that one... I'm assuming the highpaying skill is related to a course she might be selling. So, uh, be cautious with that." This is a crucial distinction often missed in viral finance content: the advice is frequently a funnel for selling a product rather than a genuine strategy for wealth preservation.

Investment analyst reacts to finance TikToks - part 9

The second video takes a darker turn, predicting a catastrophic market collapse. The creator argues, "The stock market is the second highest valuation in history going into a recession. That has not happened in my generation. This is going to be bad." Coffin acknowledges the validity of the concern regarding stretched valuations, noting the S&P 500's price-to-earnings gap is near historical highs. However, he pushes back against the fatalism. He explains that while the current situation is unique, "time in the market has proven incredibly difficult to carry out successfully especially given that oftent times we see some of the strongest days of market performance following days of very weak market performance." The danger here is that by trying to sidestep a predicted crash, investors often miss the very days that drive long-term returns. As Coffin puts it, "missing just 10 of these individual high return days can dramatically drag down the return you experience as an investor."

"No one knows how 2025 is going to to pan out... Things could go lower from here. Uh, they could go higher. You do have to kind of take that longer term approach."

The Mechanics of Debt and Policy

The commentary takes a sharp turn into macroeconomics when analyzing a video claiming that tariffs are not a trade war, but a deliberate strategy to engineer a recession. The creator asserts, "Everyone thinks Trump's tariffs are about a trade war with China or Europe, but they're not. They're about crushing the US economy on purpose." The theory posits that the administration needs to slow the economy to lower 10-year Treasury yields, thereby allowing the government to refinance $9 trillion in debt at a discount. Coffin dismantles this theory with cold, hard arithmetic. He points out that while a recession might lower yields, it simultaneously destroys tax revenue and increases the need for fiscal stimulus. "If that was a plan, it's sort of backfired given that we've actually seen a sell-off in the Treasury bond market recently," Coffin observes. He draws a parallel to Greece, noting that even with severe economic drops, interest rates can rise if investors lose faith in a government's creditworthiness. The video's narrative of a controlled "yield war" ignores the chaotic reality that market participants are increasingly viewing government bonds as riskier assets due to policy volatility.

Critics might note that the video's focus on the 10-year yield is not entirely baseless, as refinancing costs are a genuine structural concern for the US fiscal outlook. However, the leap to intentional economic sabotage overlooks the fact that the administration's actions have historically correlated with rising, not falling, yields. The market's reaction suggests that investors are pricing in risk, not a controlled descent.

The Psychology of Entry and Exit

Perhaps the most practical segment of Coffin's review addresses the age-old debate of lump-sum investing versus dollar-cost averaging. A TikTok creator advises beginners: "You never want to buy all your stock all at once... You want to slowly buy in small quantities, little by little." The logic is sound for risk-averse investors: if the market drops further, you haven't exhausted your capital. Coffin validates the psychological benefit of this approach, stating it "removes some of the decision and generally you can still do very well with dollar cost averaging." Yet, he offers a necessary counterpoint that many influencers ignore: historically, lump-sum investing has a higher probability of better returns because markets tend to rise over time. "The problem with this comparison is that whether DCAing or lumpsum investing is superior depends on where stocks move in the short term and we don't know what that's going to be," Coffin argues. The TikTok advice is a behavioral tool, not a mathematical optimization. It helps investors sleep at night, but it may cost them returns.

The final video reviewed is a masterclass in financial misinformation, claiming, "You don't pay taxes... This is you. This is your company... Because we're using loans to then come back out to take care of you. We create no taxes because loans are not taxable." Coffin's reaction is one of disbelief at the simplicity of the fraud. He notes, "It's crazy how many Tik Tok videos seem to suggest that you can buy a fancy sports car and then use it as a tax deduction to avoid paying taxes." The video suggests a cycle of holding companies and loans to eliminate taxable income entirely. Coffin's implicit warning is clear: this is not a strategy; it is a recipe for an audit or worse. The advice relies on a fundamental misunderstanding of tax law, conflating business expenses with personal consumption and ignoring the substance-over-form doctrines that tax authorities use to pierce corporate veils.

Bottom Line

Richard Coffin's review serves as a necessary reality check for an audience drowning in financial optimism and conspiracy theories. His strongest contribution is the reminder that while market timing and tax avoidance schemes are seductive, they often ignore the statistical realities of market returns and the legal boundaries of tax law. The biggest vulnerability in the viral advice he critiques is the assumption that complex economic systems can be gamed with simple, one-size-fits-all rules. Investors would do well to trust the discipline of long-term allocation over the allure of a 60-second shortcut.

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Investment analyst reacts to finance TikToks - part 9

by Richard Coffin · The Plain Bagel · Watch video

In a time of trade wars, crashing stock markets, recession concerns, investors wander in the dark aimlessly, pleading for someone to save their gains and guide them towards the light. With one platform rising to meet the call, a beacon to guide us through these uncertain times and answer the most important questions. Where should I put my money? I'm of course talking about Tik Tok.

Don't keep cash in the bank. Don't. No, you should never have money in the bank. Welcome to the plain bagel.

My name's Richard Coffin. We're back again reviewing some finance Tik Toks in episode nine, I want to say, of investment analyst reviews, investment Tik Toks. It's been a minute since we last reviewed some finance Tik Toks. And with there being a lot going on in terms of the global breakdown of trade relations, I figured what better time than to look for some answers online and information and advice on what people should be doing with their money during this turbulent time.

Now, in the past, I know I've given my feedback on these Tik Toks, having worked in the industry for those new to the channel. I'm a registered portfolio manager with my CFA and CFP designations. But I figured this time around with these uncertain times, let's take on the role of student. I have my handydandy Microsoft Word document here.

We're going to take notes and see what lessons we can garner from these Tik Toks in terms of what to do with our money during these uncertain times. And I'll probably still comment on a few things, but we'll keep an open mind, see what we can take away here. But without further ado, let's hop into it. Holy Okay, if you are not aware right now, 2025 is about to have so many new millionaires.

And it could be you if what you're doing and if you take action in 2024. If you did not learn a highpaying skill, I am so sorry. I know that you feel like, damn, I can't even put into the stock market right now because for those of us who did learn a high income skill, we are about to eat. Okay?

And it's not too late. Hold on. Not too late to learn a high paying skill. I highly recommend that if you're able to, you still do it....