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The great heist of santa claus

This piece dismantles the commercial myth of Santa Claus by tracing his origins not to a red-suited advertiser, but to a complex tapestry of ancient imperial syncretism in the Mediterranean. Sam Dalrymple argues that the figure we know today is a palimpsest of Lycian, Persian, Greek, and Norse influences, rooted in a region where cultures collided long before modern borders existed. For the busy reader seeking to understand how global icons are constructed, this deep dive into the archaeological and historical underpinnings of St. Nicholas offers a startlingly different perspective on a familiar story.

The Heist and the Syncretic Empire

Dalrymple opens with a narrative hook that reframes the origin of Santa's relics as a geopolitical event rather than a simple legend. "Long before Coca Cola advertising gave him a nice red and white hat, Father Christmas was actually a real Christian Saint - St Nicholas, or 'Sintaklaas' in Dutch," the author writes. The story of Puglian sailors stealing the saint's remains from Myra in 1000 AD is presented not just as folklore, but as a pivotal moment that shifted the center of his cult from the East to Italy. This framing is effective because it immediately grounds the myth in tangible historical movements and human agency.

The great heist of santa claus

The article then pivots to the ancient context of Lycia, describing it as a crossroads where the Achaemenid Persian Empire met Greek culture. Dalrymple notes that "Lycia was conquered by the Achaemenid Persian Empire, just before the more famous Achaemenid assault on Greece, immortalised in movies like 300." By anchoring the timeline to the 5th century BC, the author establishes that the region's wealth and architectural innovation were direct results of Persian integration. The argument here is that the "elaborate tombs that emerged around the 5th century BC" were a form of political statement by a local elite seeking to assert power within a vast empire.

"One of the earliest and most celebrated examples of this synthesis is the Harpy Tomb at Xanthos. The tomb appears influenced by Zoroastrian architecture but the sculptural reliefs adorning the tomb... are executed in the Late Archaic Greek style."

This observation is crucial to Dalrymple's thesis: that what we often dismiss as purely "Greek" art in the region is actually a product of imperial fusion. The author draws a compelling, if speculative, parallel between Lycian rock-cut tombs and the Barabar caves in India, suggesting a bidirectional flow of Achaemenid influence. "Potentially, therefore, we are witnessing Achaemenid influence heading in both directions - east to India and west to Lycia," Dalrymple posits. While the connection between the two architectural styles is visually striking, critics might note that the evidence for a direct causal link remains circumstantial, relying heavily on stylistic similarities rather than definitive textual records. However, the broader point about cultural fluidity in the ancient world holds significant weight.

The Nereid Monument serves as the centerpiece for this argument. Dalrymple describes it as "the largest and most elaborate surviving Lycian tomb from Xanthos," constructed around 390 BC. The monument's frieze depicts a Persian official receiving an embassy, complete with a parasol—a symbol of royalty in the Indo-Persian tradition. "The monument may have inspired the construction of the later Mausoleum of Halicarnassus, one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World," the author suggests. This elevates the discussion from local history to the global stage of ancient wonders, reinforcing the idea that Lycia was a primary engine of artistic innovation.

The Saint as a Continuity of Pagan Cults

Moving from architecture to theology, Dalrymple traces the life of St. Nicholas in Myra, emphasizing the syncretic nature of his veneration. The author writes that Nicholas "proved pre-naturally miraculous, leaving his mother sterile from the moment of his conception as if nature, in Symeons words, having lavished such bounty, could offer no more." This anecdote highlights the hagiographic tradition that elevated him to sainthood, but the piece goes further to link his attributes to pre-Christian deities.

The most provocative claim in the text is the connection between St. Nicholas and the Greek god Poseidon. Dalrymple argues that "St Nicholas would also take on many of the attributes of Poseidon, becoming a patron saint for sailors and the 'deliverer of pilgrims to the Holy Land by Sea.'" The author supports this by noting that Nicholas's feast day coincides with ancient festivals honoring Poseidon and that folklore stories depict him walking inland with an oar—a direct echo of the Odyssey's instructions to Odysseus to sacrifice to Poseidon. "To an extraordinary extent then, the cult of St Nicholas - today known as Santa Claus - is partially a continuity of the Cult of Poseidon," Dalrymple concludes.

"Myra was earlier a centre for Poseidon worship, and a temple of Poseidon survives at Andriake. Interestingly, St Nicholas would also take on many of the attributes of Poseidon..."

This argument is compelling because it explains the persistence of certain rituals and titles that seem out of place for a Christian bishop. The author suggests that the "Christian-Pagan syncretism" was not accidental but a necessary adaptation for the religion to take root in a region deeply embedded in older mythologies. While some theologians might argue that this overstates the continuity of specific pagan practices, the archaeological evidence of temples being repurposed for Christian use lends credibility to the idea of a layered religious history.

The narrative also touches on the global spread of the cult, noting that by 882 AD, a church dedicated to St. Nicholas existed in Kiev, intended as the "mother church of the Russian State." This detail underscores the rapid expansion of his influence, moving from a local Lycian bishop to a figure of international significance. The author's choice to highlight the Russian connection is particularly relevant given the current geopolitical climate, reminding readers that cultural icons often transcend modern political boundaries.

The Evolution of the Gift-Giver

Finally, Dalrymple addresses the specific legend that forms the basis of the modern Santa Claus: the secret gift-giving. The story of Nicholas throwing bags of gold to save the daughters of a destitute nobleman is presented as the origin of the "arrival at night, bearing secret gifts to the young." "This story sets the basis for much of the later Santa legend," the author writes. This narrative thread ties the ancient saint directly to the modern commercial figure, bridging a gap of over a thousand years.

The article also hints at the Norse influence, mentioning that modern Santa "would also adopt aspects of the Norse cult of Odin," though this section is less developed than the Lycian and Greek connections. This brief mention serves as a reminder that the final image of Santa is a composite of multiple cultural streams, not a single linear evolution. Critics might argue that the article focuses too heavily on the Mediterranean and Persian connections, potentially underplaying the Germanic and Dutch contributions that are often cited as the primary drivers of the modern Santa image. Nevertheless, the depth of the Lycian analysis provides a necessary corrective to the oversimplified Coca-Cola narrative.

"His story is far FAR more interesting than I think we all realise. And to really get a sense of the man, we need to go back to Ancient Lycia."

This statement encapsulates the piece's central mission: to reclaim the complexity of a figure who has been flattened by commercialization. By returning to the ancient sources, Dalrymple restores the human and historical dimensions of St. Nicholas.

Bottom Line

Sam Dalrymple's piece is a masterclass in historical recontextualization, successfully arguing that the figure of Santa Claus is a testament to the enduring power of cultural syncretism. The strongest part of the argument is the detailed exploration of Lycian-Persian artistic fusion, which provides a tangible, archaeological basis for the abstract concept of cultural blending. The biggest vulnerability lies in the speculative nature of some connections, particularly the direct architectural link between Lycia and India, which, while fascinating, lacks definitive proof. Readers should watch for how this historical perspective might influence future discussions on the origins of global cultural icons, moving beyond simple commercial narratives to a deeper understanding of human history.

Deep Dives

Explore these related deep dives:

  • Lycia

    The article mentions this as 'the first known democratic union in history' but doesn't elaborate. Understanding this ancient federation provides crucial context for the political structure that shaped the region where St. Nicholas was born.

  • Nereid Monument

    Referenced as the largest surviving Lycian tomb that may have inspired the Mausoleum of Halicarnassus (one of the Seven Wonders). The article touches on its Greco-Persian synthesis but Wikipedia can provide deeper architectural and historical context.

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The great heist of santa claus

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Many thanks to Brown Pundits blog who's comments have led to revisions and clarifications of the Barabar-Lycia link in this article.

The Great Heist of Santa Claus.

This is one of those stories that you just can’t make up. Long before Coca Cola advertising gave him a nice red and white hat, Father Christmas was actually a real Christian Saint - St Nicholas, or ‘Sintaklaas’ in Dutch. He was renowned for his generosity and gift giving, and after he died, his tomb in Myra (Modern Turkey) became a site for Christian pilgrimage.

By around 1000AD, a rogue group of Puglian sailors decided to stage a daring heist: to steal the mortal remains of Santa Claus.

The fishermen succeeded, much to the upset of the shrine’s Greek priests, and managed to bring back his relics all the way back home to Italy. The Pope was quite impressed and built a massive basillica in Bari to house the relics.

This is just one of many fascinating stories behind the man we now call Santa Claus. His story is far FAR more interesting than I think we all realise. And to really get a sense of the man, we need to go back to Ancient Lycia.

Greeks and Persians in Ancient Lycia.

Santa - or St Nicholas - was born around 270AD in Lycia, on the southern coast of modern Turkey. This ancient region is first recorded by the Hittites and Egyptians in 1500BC as Lykka or Lukka, and was populated by speakers of the Luwic languages. Their own name for their region was Trm̃mis.

Like anywhere on the Mediterranean, this was always a crossroads of cultures of sorts, and his hometown's history is utterly fascinating.

In 546BC, Lycia was conquered by the Achaemenid Persian Empire, just before the more famous Achaemenid assault on Greece, immortalised in movies like 300.

Yet Lycias integration into the Achaemenid Empire would have an extraordinary impact on the region. The cities of Lycia, including Xanthos, Myra, and Pinara, quickly became wealthy, as demonstrated by the elaborate tombs that emerged around the 5th ...