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The administration's weird D.C.-specific initiatives, ranked

In a political landscape often defined by abstract ideological battles, Matt Yglesias offers a startlingly concrete and idiosyncratic lens: the physical built environment of Washington, D.C., under the current administration. He argues that while the executive branch's behavior is often chaotic or authoritarian, its specific interventions in the nation's capital reveal a bizarre form of urbanism that defies traditional partisan expectations. This is not a story about policy platforms, but about fountains, arches, and the strange alchemy of federal power reshaping local geography.

The Ego vs. The City

Yglesias begins his assessment with a sharp critique of the administration's most vanity-driven projects, specifically the attempt to rename the Kennedy Center. He writes, "Trying to rename the Kennedy Center the 'Trump Kennedy Center' is genuinely appalling." The author frames this not merely as a political slight but as a violation of settled norms regarding how society treats public institutions and living figures. He notes that while renaming can be a tool for justice, as seen when Yale replaced Calhoun College with Grace Hopper College to honor a computer science pioneer, self-aggrandizement is a different beast entirely.

"You can't name something after yourself — that's psychotic."

The commentary here is biting but grounded in a specific cultural logic: the distinction between honoring legacy and manufacturing it. Yglesias suggests that this move was so devoid of ideological purpose that it stands out even among other controversial executive actions. He acknowledges that some critics might argue the name on the building doesn't change the art inside, yet he counters that the act itself signals a disregard for institutional dignity.

The administration's weird D.C.-specific initiatives, ranked

Monumental Ambitions and Practical Realities

Shifting to infrastructure, Yglesias evaluates the administration's push for a triumphal arch in Memorial Circle. He admits the basic concept has merit, noting that the original 1920s design intended columns there before aviation safety concerns intervened. However, he critiques the specific choice of an arch as culturally mismatched for America. "Every prior president was probably too busy focusing on the important parts of the job to dream up a specific monument for this location," he observes, contrasting this with the administration's focus on aesthetics over substance.

He draws a parallel to Paris, where the Axe historique features a sequence of monumental arches, suggesting the U.S. lacks the singular imperial triumph that such a structure traditionally celebrates. Yet, he finds a kernel of sense in the desire to expand the White House footprint, citing the cramped working conditions in the West Wing and the discomfort of holding events on the lawn during humid June days. He proposes a solution in the spirit of I.M. Pei's addition to the Louvre Pyramid—a modern facility that respects history while solving functional problems.

The Reflecting Pool as Political Metaphor

The piece turns to the administration's handling of the National Park Service, specifically the draining and repainting of the Reflecting Pool to address algae issues. Yglesias identifies this as a potent symbol for broader executive failures. "Trump drained the Reflecting Pool, repainted it, and then bragged that he'd solved an algae problem... only to discover that he actually didn't solve it at all." He connects this physical failure to diplomatic outcomes, noting a parallel timeline where efforts to renegotiate deals with Iran yielded no better results than previous administrations.

The author highlights the administration's tendency toward performative action followed by evasion. "He's gone off on a whole insane binge of lying about the situation, arresting people for touching the water," Yglesias writes. This behavior creates a paradox where critics focus on trivialities like algae while ignoring substantive policy failures, yet the administration itself refuses to own the failure, instead doubling down on false narratives.

The National Guard Paradox

Perhaps the most counterintuitive section of the commentary concerns the deployment of National Guard personnel in D.C. Yglesias challenges the standard progressive narrative that such deployments are inherently authoritarian or dangerous. He argues that while the tactical logic is flawed—troops patrol high-visibility areas during business hours rather than targeting high-crime zones at night—the outcome has been a reduction in petty crime.

"As a D.C. resident, if Trump wants to waste federal dollars on reducing petty theft in my neighborhood, I'm not going to object too strongly."

He cites research indicating that while the Guard lacks arrest authority and is cost-ineffective compared to local police, their visible presence correlates with declines in opportunistic property crimes. Critics might note that this justification risks normalizing the militarization of domestic spaces for political optics rather than public safety strategy. However, Yglesias maintains a pragmatic stance: the results, however inefficiently achieved, have provided tangible benefits to residents.

The Urbanist Pivot

Finally, Yglesias arrives at his most provocative claim: that despite his flaws, this administration has acted as America's first "urbanist" president. He points to the decision to redirect fee revenue from major national parks like Yosemite and the Grand Canyon to repair urban fountains in Washington, D.C. This move bypassed congressional gridlock, which had previously stalled funding for local improvements because D.C. lacks voting representation.

He notes the political irony: "I also strongly suspect that if Barack Obama or Joe Biden had taken fee revenue away from our patriotic heartland parks and used it to make my neighborhood nicer, they would have ended up impeached." Instead, Republican members of Congress remained silent while Democratic senators issued low-key complaints. Yglesias frames this as a genuine, albeit accidental, prioritization of urban infrastructure over rural recreation.

"Fundamentally, though, for all his many flaws, Trump is America's first urbanist president."

This conclusion reframes the administration's erratic behavior through a specific policy lens: a focus on dense, walkable environments and civic amenities that appeal to city dwellers. It suggests that the executive branch's engagement with the built environment has produced unexpected wins for urban residents, even if the motivation was largely ego-driven.

Bottom Line

Yglesias's argument is strongest in its refusal to dismiss the administration's actions as purely chaotic; instead, he isolates specific policy outcomes that have tangibly improved city life. The piece's greatest vulnerability lies in its willingness to separate these urbanist wins from the broader context of authoritarian overreach and democratic erosion. As the nation approaches its semiquincentennial, readers should watch whether this unique alignment of ego and urbanism can be replicated through more stable, less personality-driven governance.

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  • Columbia Island (Washington, D.C.)

    This artificial island in the Potomac River serves as a prime example of how federal land management and naming conventions in D.C. have historically been sites of political contention and aesthetic debate.

  • Axe historique

    The article's focus on Trump's obsession with the 'built environment' and grand urban vistas connects directly to this Parisian concept of a visual axis that D.C. planners often emulate or disrupt.

  • Louvre Pyramid

    As a controversial modern intervention in a historic setting, this structure mirrors the article's critique of Trump's attempt to impose his own branding on established cultural institutions like the Kennedy Center.

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The administration's weird D.C.-specific initiatives, ranked

by Matt Yglesias · Slow Boring · Read full article

Donald Trump does a lot of weird stuff.

Broadly speaking, he does a lot of unusual stuff. Much of that is shockingly corrupt, like the cryptocurrency scams or having his kids roam the world making various business deals while also serving as key advisors. And a lot of it is menacing and authoritarian, like pardoning the January 6 rioters.

Some of it, though, is just genuinely strange.

He keeps messing around with local affairs here in D.C., for example, often in ways that don’t serve any real ideological purpose or even offer opportunity for corruption. He’s just a guy who, I guess befitting his background as a real estate developer, likes naming things after himself, a kind of egomaniac who’s also interested in questions related to the built environment.

Part of the genuine eccentricity of Trump’s engagement with these local issues is that as someone who lives here, it’s been a real mixed bag on the merits.

To an extent, he’s pulled off what no Democratic Party president could get away with and devoted extra taxpayer resources to civic improvements in the nation’s very blue capital city. He’s also been extraordinarily wasteful and undisciplined and at times appallingly devoted to his own ego.

So as part of our celebration of America’s 250th anniversary, here’s my definitive and extremely objective ranking.

The absolute worst.

Trying to rename the Kennedy Center the “Trump Kennedy Center” is genuinely appalling.

I try to be a rational person. I love effective altruism. I think we should assess political leaders primarily through the concrete impact their choices have on the world. What name is on the side of the city’s premier performing-arts center doesn’t “matter.”

But what the fuck?

It’s gauche in general to name things after living people.

You can’t name something after yourself — that’s psychotic.

What’s more, it’s always controversial to rename anything, but I do think we have a clear understanding that if you rename something that is already named for someone, that’s a deliberate act of disrespect.

When Yale decided it didn’t want a college named after John Calhoun anymore, Calhoun College became Grace Hopper College. Like that call or hate it, the point was to cancel John Calhoun. You can’t just call it “Hopper Calhoun College” as a compromise. That’s stupid.

The whole Trump Kennedy Center debacle is so dumb and so egomaniacal that it drives me insane.

Kat Rosenfield ...